You're not on the list! (and, there is no list..)
- Doorman: Hi. How many people in your group?
- Patron: We are here for the party. It's 3 guys. I have some girls already inside.
- Doorman: Are you doing table service?
- Patron: No.
- Doorman: I'm sorry. I can't help you.
- Patron: But my friends are inside. They just texted me and said its okay...
- Doorman: I don't care if Jesus texts you! You're not getting in.